This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse product.
This shirt features superstar band Dethklok and the back has a listing of their most recent tour dates.
Canceled (due to Locusts)
Canceled (due to Acid Flash Floods)
Canceled (due to exploding "Naturally Occurring" Fire Pockets)
Canceled (due to "Naturally Occurring" Blood Rain)
Canceled (due to Citywide Quarantine after PLAGUE outbreak)
Canceled (due to Poison Frogs)
Canceled (due to Actual 'sh*t storm')
Canceled (due to Rabid Falcons)
Canceled (due to audience's simultaneous heart Attack)
Canceled (due to Nuclear Mutation from Plutonium powered amplifiers)
Atlantis Underwater Concert
Canceled (due to Multiple Drownings)
Special Date with London Philharmonic
Canceled (due to Laser Lights severing Orchestra)
Canceled (accidentally awoke ancient Troll from Finnish Necronomicon who Devourse City)
Vinson Massif, Antarctica
Antarctica Summer Slam
Canceled (due to Polar Ice Caps burned off by Napalm Pyrotechnics)
Canceled (band accidentally played the Secret "Crazy Frequency" that Makes People Kill Themselves with Rocks)
Canceled (due to Maple Syrup Strychnine Flood)
Batisford Jingle Coffee Massacre Fest
though 80,000 people rushed to hyper-Intensive Care from 1st Degree "coffee burns"