This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse product.
This shirt features superstar band Dethklok and the back has a listing of their most recent tour dates.Warsaw, Poland Canceled (due to Locusts) Munich, Germany Canceled (due to Acid Flash Floods) Oslo, Norway Canceled (due to exploding "Naturally Occurring" Fire Pockets) Odense, Denmark Canceled (due to "Naturally Occurring" Blood Rain) Milano Italy Canceled (due to Citywide Quarantine after PLAGUE outbreak) Gelsenkirchen, Germany Canceled (due to Poison Frogs) Solvesvorg, Sweden Canceled (due to Actual 'sh*t storm') Wacken, Germany Canceled (due to Rabid Falcons) Kreuth, Germany Canceled (due to audience's simultaneous heart Attack) Prateeln, Switzerland Canceled (due to Nuclear Mutation from Plutonium powered amplifiers) Atlantic Ocean Atlantis Underwater Concert Canceled (due to Multiple Drownings) London, England Special Date with London Philharmonic Canceled (due to Laser Lights severing Orchestra) Espoo, Finland Canceled (accidentally awoke ancient Troll from Finnish Necronomicon who Devourse City) Vinson Massif, Antarctica Antarctica Summer Slam Canceled (due to Polar Ice Caps burned off by Napalm Pyrotechnics) Kavanra, Bulgaria Canceled (band accidentally played the Secret "Crazy Frequency" that Makes People Kill Themselves with Rocks) Burlington, Vermont Canceled (due to Maple Syrup Strychnine Flood) Batisford, Norway Batisford Jingle Coffee Massacre Fest Not Canceled though 80,000 people rushed to hyper-Intensive Care from 1st Degree "coffee burns"
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