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This is an officially licensed Simpsons product.
This t-shirt lists the deep thoughts of Homer Simpson: You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never to try.
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
Facts are meaningless. They can be used to prove anything.
Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain!
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that "so-called" volunteers don't even get paid?
Three little sentences that will get you through life:
number one, 'Cover for me;'
number two, 'Oh, good idea, boss;'
number three, 'It was like that when I got here.'
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