This is an officially licensed Family Guy product.
Classic All i know i learned from ... t-shirt. The images on the t-shirt are of Death, Greased-Up Naked Guy, Quagmire, Creepy Old Guy, Evil Monkey, Brian, Chris, Seamus, Peter, and Stewie. The text reads:A Quahog is a clam.
Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them.
Death is no good with the ladies.
Nudists are people too.
When you're beautiful doors magically open for you.
The dinosaurs died out because you touch yourself.
Don't take coupons from giant chickens.
Greased up guys are impossible to catch.
Don't accept popsicles from weird old men.
Evil monkeys aren't as evil as they seem.
Pimples, however are very evil.
Purgatory isn't great, but it isn't bad either.
Everything works out if you do whatever you want.
Don't trust people in checkered suits.
Don't buy volcano insurance.
You can't eat a stapler.
Don't do 'Toad.'
TV is freakin' sweet.
Petitions actually work.
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